NIGHTS ARE DECEIVING, NATURE MUST BE OBEYED.
Now nights are times that all of us are sure to have privacy…..right?
The son of Elukhunje is not an exception, after bringing down two serious mountains of white cake(ugali) plus a coalition of different types of greenish leaves well spread on his plate, it followed suit that he was supposed to at least visit the small round room outside his main house where no speeches are allowed and all the activities are carried out in secrecy:the toilet.
Being a generally defiant man, he defied even his own digestion system and went to bed, three hours later, he could no longer withstand the call of nature, his stomach was rumbling like an old diesel posho mill with every product in it having turned into waste that threatened to come out forcefully in not more than a few minutes!
The son of Elukhunje jumped out of the assembly of wood and banana leaves that he called a bed, his pair of trousers proved to take so long to fit and so, he drew his onetime white sheets and wrapped them around the waist and straight he dashed out…after all it was night and everybody was asleep…..WHAT!!!!!
The door proved difficult to open, in the struggle to open it, his sheets dropped to the floor, before he could reach them, the door flung open from the inside….before him stood Priscilla his mother in law- so she also had a running stomach!
The contents in the son of Elukhunje had been patient enough, they followed suit….the roaring of the son of Elukhunje bowels prompted Ferasitika the dog to arrive in no time only to find her boss in the most compromising situation ever..
Written By Advice Mundalo